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Chinese Antibiotics “Made From Sewage”
Chinese are aghast at reports that pharmaceutical companies have been making antibiotics out of cooking oil made from sewage, the cost of clean (and legal) oil having apparently proven an intolerable...
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TGS Guro Ramen “More Disgusting Than Dream Club Fans”
The appearance of Dream C Club themed “soy milk curry ramen” at the Tokyo Game Show has shocked many, though largely thanks to its unreasonably grotesque appearance than any culinary value…
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Loan Shark Trio “Curried Victim”
A trio of loan sharks face murder charges after allegedly making a man who owed them 20 million yen into a curry. 3 “unemployed” men in their thirties and forties, one of whom is a former high-school...
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Sea Shepherd Man Busted for Vandalising Statue
Police have arrested a Sea Shepherd activist for attacking a helpless statue of an innocent whaler, badly bending its harpoon in the process. Wakayama prefecture police arrested a 25-year-old German...
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Not Again: Bar Serves Bleach as Sake
Yet another bar has been caught “accidentally” managing to poison its apparently palateless patrons by serving them bleach instead of the expected booze. The Nagano prefecture chain izakaya called 119...
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MikuMiku Ita-Yakisoba Truly Painful
The arrival of Hatsune Miku themed negi noodles on Akiba’s streets, dyed a suitably unappetising shade of green and hawked by a Miku-cosplayer, is once again reminding all just why otaku culinary...
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Sakura-sou no Pet na Kanojo Deliciously Sweet
What the heroines of moe pet girl anime Sakura-sou no Pet na Kanojo may lack in terms of the ability to dress themselves unaided they fortunately make up for by way of an complementary inability to...
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Used Condom Served in Chinese Cafeteria Meal
An apparently used condom turning up in college cafeteria meal is the latest food scandal to erupt in China, much to the utter disgust of many online. The condom reportedly appeared in the midst of a...
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And You Thought Otaku Could Not Get Any Creepier…
As if they were not already held in low enough esteem already, otaku hankering after the sweet taste of streams of golden nectar have finally managed to recreate the experience in 2D without the aid...
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Taiwan’s E Cup Ili Bares Her Hot Breasts
Busty 18-year-old Taiwanese idol Ili (or Zheng Jia Zhen), has enjoyed a surge in popularity thanks to her hot breasts – which she dexterously kneads in a hit cookery video demonstrating the making of...
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Shokugeki no Soma “Tastiest Shonen Jump Manga in Years”
The debut of Shonen Jump’s new food manga Shokugeki no Soma, illustrated by noted ero-mangaka Tosh (aka Shun Saeki), is being hailed as the sexiest manga to debut in Jump for some time, and has wasted...
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AKB48′s Mariko Shinoda “Sad” About Sale of Her Cookie
Top AKB48 idol Mariko Shinoda has expressed her dismay at one of her sweet cookies being sold for some $12,000 to one of her creepy fans. The cookie itself was distributed along with various other...
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Korea “Accidentally” Catches 2350 Whales in 2012
South Korea is apparently now as enthusiastic about non-whaling as Japan – official statistics for 2012 reveal that an average of 6.4 whales a day “were caught by accident” in Korean coastal waters,...
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China Quality Shark Fins: “90% Fake & Cancer Causing”
The ethics of the Chinese food industry are again in the spotlight with news that most of the shark fins used in one of the nation’s most famous dishes are in fact fake, and poisonous as well....
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“The Only Way You Creepy Lolicon Will Be Licking Little Girls”
The latest design for a formerly normal item to come from the warped minds of otaku maniacs has been acclaimed as “finally allowing lolicon to lick little girls naturally.” There as yet appear to be...
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Chinese Packaging “Sheer Genius”
The very Chinese ingenuity with which a souvenir foodstuff has been packaged is the latest made in China product to be securing praise for its “innovative” marketing, both in China and beyond. More...
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Ultimate Otaku Choco-Valentines
For once the otaku award for the most accomplished Valentine’s Day devotional display looks to have been granted not to moeblob fans but to JoJo fans – thanks to some almost inedibly gorgeous...
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Shoko-tan: “I’m LVL 27 & I Want Babies!”
“LVL 27″ idol Shoko-tan has once again been publicly begging for someone to knock her up, taking the chance to show both her nice art and nice legs in the hopes of selling some ramen. The...
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MikuMiku Domino’s Looking Quite Tasty
Holographic princess Hatsune Miku has been blessing pizzeria chain Domino’s with her support, including appearing on the delivery mopeds for Tokyo orders and providing her likeness for a rather...
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China: 4500 Pig Carcasses in River “No Health Risk”
Shanghai has announced that thousands of diseased pig carcasses dumped in one of the city’s rivers will “have no impact” on water quality there – sadly an all too believable proclamation… The final...
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